>> Nov 28, 2009
It's not something I've talked about before. With anyone. But I'm sure I can't be the only one with this strange affliction.
Well, almost sure. About 90% certain that this is perfectly normal. Probably. But what if it's not? What if I am the only one? Or one of 2% of all the world who have a freakishly large *hushed voice* thingy? What if it turns out I am physicaly deformed, you know, *hushed voice* down there.
The thing is, I've just had a bath -I can't remember this ever being a problem pre kids, and I think it's the sort of thing I would remember- but it seems that now every time I go for a bath some of the water goes *hush voice and shifty eyes* you know, up there. And well, sort of stays. Today until I had gotten dressed. And then it leaked out all over my pants.
Now don't get me wrong. It didn't gush, this isn't Niagra falls were talking about here. Come on, I know I've had two kids and everything but give me a break. It wasn't like the Hollywood film version of a woman's waters breaking, there was no damp spot on the floor, no splash back, but it is enough to make you uncomfortably aware that you have a wet spot in your knickers.
Am I alone in this? Should I seek out slightly dodgy 'corrective surgery' in East European countries? Attend annoymous meetings? Hide away in shame? Install some sort of plug instrument pre-bathing? Am I *looks around furtivley and lowers voice* normal?