The Worlds Hairiest Mummy Blogger?
>> Feb 18, 2010
With hairs on my fingers and hairs on my toes,
I frighten small children wherever I go.My legs are like footballers,
All covered in fur.
My arm pits a mess
Of dark prickly hair.
Hairs on my forearms and hairs on my hands
The hairiest mummy blogger in all of the land.
I hide them in jumpers
With long woolly sleeves
And thank God you can't see
Through my computer screen.
The hairs on my top lip make me look like a man
A job in the circus could easily be mine
With over-grown eyebrows
In need of a pluck
It's very tempting to say,
Ah who gives a fuck
Why does society always demand so much
Why must we shave, wax, sugar and pluck?
Why is natural
No longer allowed
And damn it why am I
So well hair endowed?
A writing workshop post for the lovely Josie over at the gorgeous, shiny new looking, Sleep Is For the Weak
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